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[04 May 2007|02:11pm]

emuqueen
I just wanted to drop in and remind you all to brush your teeth, go to bed at a reasonable hour, and how much I love you all.

even those of you that steal cellphones and elope with dirty rockstars who like to kiss dirtier Bert.

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Help! [19 Aug 2006|05:12pm]

emuqueen
I need a Picture of Em!
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[19 Apr 2006|10:46pm]

angelaxbaker
ummm
i'm bored.
i miss mikey

i want another little brother :(
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[25 Feb 2006|08:22pm]

emuqueen
Yay! I return! So, I missed you all! How are you?!

PS - How do you all feel about my teenaged mistress?
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The Thought that Never Was [28 Jan 2006|07:18pm]

emuqueen
I accidentally updated this to my LJ, Instead of here.

*que starwars effects here*

I still need pics from Moody and Mikey. (why the two 'M' children?)

I donno why this needed starwars effects

♥ to all

*Wookie Fight Scene*
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To my dear children! [26 Jan 2006|04:01pm]

emuqueen
I want to show all my friends pictures of my lovely children and their beus, so please send them/post them to me!

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[24 Jan 2006|04:14pm]

saa_bee
[ mood | bitchy ]

Fine, so you want to know about Sean?

He is a good friend of mine. we went to pre-prep together. He wears tight black pants (just like sonny- zomg) and has niceee hair.

He was never in the mafia, but he does a MEAN Al Pacino impersonation.

And yes, i jut got tested. we are expecting our first child. hurrah us.

He is right handed, he doesn't like the distillers or minor threat, or iron maiden. He once dated my best friend for three weeks. My best friend has a thing for gay boys. WE did have sex once, twice. a few times but she didn't get pregnant.

Sean's not really gay. well okay he's kinda faggy. but he's bisexual. andand there was a previous dating experience when we were young, but it was never going to work out. yay. now it might work for longer.

he's a really good kisser. yeah we had sex. of course.

who doesn't like sex.
if you want a photo you're gonna have to beg.

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ZOMG! [23 Jan 2006|07:23pm]

emuqueen
Mikey may be pregnant!!!
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!$Reward$! [23 Jan 2006|06:26pm]

emuqueen
There will be a reward for all information pretaining to Mikey's new boyfriend
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letter no. 1 [23 Jan 2006|09:22am]

angelaxbaker
Dear Family,
'Tis I, your eldest daughter, writing to you all from the streets of some lost city. I've been on the road for a few days now. Gerard and I are fine. He denies ever sleeping with Hillary, and I believe him because I'd rather not accept the alternative. I was right about being on my own, it is much less of a hassle for me and much less a burden to you. I must inquire, however, as to the true parentage of either Hillary or myself. This morning she informed me of her disdain for IHOP, which led me to believe we are indeed not blood related. I cannot possibly share the genetics of someone who doesn't like IHOP. So please, tell me which one of us adopted. I would just like to know. Hope you're all doing well! I'll write more soon.
Love, Haili
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Important [19 Jan 2006|04:45pm]

emuqueen
Dear Family,

Please stop feeding Bert catnip.

I realise that it is amusing, but he is getting fat, and his agent is getting angry

KthnXBi



Scarlette
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This is a post I had hoped not to have to make. [18 Jan 2006|02:55pm]

emuqueen
[ mood | worried ]

Okay, my dear children.

Please stop participating in incestious sex.

KthnX

Scarlette

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Family Trivia! [13 Jan 2006|09:17pm]

emuqueen
AnnCollapse )

HailiCollapse )

HillyCollapse )

MikeyCollapse )

StaceyCollapse )

CaitCollapse )

MoodyCollapse )

ScarletteCollapse )
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Lets Summerise Today's Events, Incase You Didn;t Quite Catch All the Drama [Scarlette] [28 Dec 2005|02:40am]

emuqueen
Okay, What happend tonight

- Mommy got very drunk, then snorted some crackcocain(and some party mix) with Bert.
- They talked about crappy lovers
- Then they proceeded to talk of tapping Sonny's Jailbate Ass
- Mommy goes off to find Sonny
- Bert has 'tea' with Hilly
- Gerard and Haili have a breif interlude that was a rebound cause Gerard and Bert are fighting
- Haili and Gerard have some cocain
- Bert Goes to write emo lyrics about drama for his new CD
- Your mother has intercourse with Sonny
- Your mother injoyes it too much
- Sonny enjoys it cause he misses Mikey
- Hilly confrounts Mommy
- Mommy yells alot and goes off to kill Daddy
- Hilly tells Haili
- Haili is still stoned
- Mommy yells at Hilly and Haili
- Mommy locks us all in the house
- Mommy and Sonny go off again
- Mommy and Daddy fight
- Mommy stops threatening Hilly cause her high has worn off
- Hilly tries to kill herself
- Daddy clues Haili in a bit, but she's too stoned to understand
- Mommy and Daddy are okay now
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[Dad] Help! [28 Dec 2005|12:47am]

emuqueen
Does anyone know about Haili's boyfriend?! It's good to tattle on her! Tell us, we're conserned!
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[19 Dec 2005|01:52am]

angelaxbaker
as the eldest child in this family I feel a responsibility to have all of you on my friends list
so i've now added everyone in here that wasn't already on it

plz add me back !!! =)
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[18 Dec 2005|02:50am]

angelaxbaker
[ mood | raaaa ]

DEAR MOM AND DAD

PLEASE CLOSE YOUR DOOR AND BUY HILLARY AND I SOUNDPROOFING MATERIALS FOR OUR WALLS BECAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP

AND YOU GUYS ARE .. MAKING THAT QUITE DIFFICULT AT THE MOMENT.

LOVE, YOUR KIDS.

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[06 Dec 2005|10:02pm]

angelaxbaker
[ mood | sad ]

Dad [to me]: The reason we had you was for you to watch the other sibilings while your mother and I make more!

I'm running away from home! Now who will watch you ?!?!

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[30 Nov 2005|03:56pm]

angelaxbaker

This is our family pet named Bosley.
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Hey, Ya'll! Just checking in! [23 Nov 2005|12:24pm]

emuqueen
Hey,

I'm still in DC, but I'm at my aunt's, so I'm on the net for another hour.

Love you guys,
Scarlette.
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